ZRaF (Zak,Rene and Friends)

Episode 4 (2 Squared)

• Zak and Rene • Season 1 • Episode 4

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Expect hilarious insights and quirky stories from Zak's mom, Sherry, who joins the podcast for candid conversations. This episode blends laughter, nostalgia, and unique perspectives as they explore family dynamics and sports fandom, all wrapped in playful banter.
- Introduction of special guest, Sherry, Zak's mom 
- Discussing family dynamics and funny anecdotes 
- Highlighting the recent Mavs vs. Lakers game 
- Engaging trivia segment with sports terms 
- Funny exchanges on personal stories and experiences 
- Reflecting on the power of humor in family life 


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Speaker 2:

Let the sound of my voice guide you into a world of laughter Stories. End.

Ballzakk:

Oh shit, I'm so sorry. Ah, and there goes Zach.

Speaker 2:

Just walked past Took down half the room.

Ballzakk:

It's a gift really. Some walk with grace Zach walks like a demolition crew. Hear the full disaster in action only on Z-Rap RGH.

Speaker 2:

Creative. It's like watching a car crash but with jokes and fuckery.

Rene:

It's like a group chat, but with microphones and fewer regrets. It's like karma but without the satisfaction.

Ballzakk:

It's like a group text, but you can't mute us.

Rene:

It's like mixing Red Bull with NyQuil chaotic energy with chill vibes.

Speaker 2:

It's like buying organic food but still microwaving it Two minds, endless ideas, absolutely no research.

Rene:

This is the ZWAP Podcast. So my name is Renna, this is Zach and today we have a guest. It is Sherry, zach's mom.

Ballzakk:

AKA Zach's mom, yeah.

Sherry:

AKA, the best mom in the world.

Ballzakk:

I do not dispute that one. Yeah, no, she's pretty cool.

Rene:

She lets us take over her crib, so that's good, exactly.

Ballzakk:

So how are you doing?

Rene:

tonight, how's everything.

Sherry:

All excellente, no complaints, no complaints, no complaints.

Rene:

Excelente, Excelente, she says. Let's start with tell me something about you.

Sherry:

What do you want to know?

Rene:

I don't know. Do like a MySpace bio or something.

Sherry:

I'm not trying to do a MySpace bio, I'm trying to just like Three things about yourself. I'm just wonderful. I'm always evolving and I'm always working on myself.

Ballzakk:

I love the. I mean the last two were kind of similar, but I love it.

Rene:

Okay, zach, tell me three things about her. She's very caring.

Ballzakk:

Okay, not a Karen.

Rene:

Kind of that too. Yeah, that's racist against white women. Nowadays you can't say that. It's like dropping a hard R.

Ballzakk:

She's very caring, supportive, in any moment you need her. There's been so many times I thought you were going to say volatile.

Rene:

No, Like there's been so many times that you're gonna say volatile, no, no, no, she hit me. Yeah right, she's very passionate. Funny story. Um zach says, if he doesn't remember it, it didn't happen.

Sherry:

He actually learned that from his mom yeah, yeah, because technically, if your mind doesn't remember, it, did it really happen. I mean it's. I mean you can dispute that in court.

Ballzakk:

It's kind of like the whole.

Sherry:

If uh, nobody saw a tree fall in the woods, it really happened right like, yeah, it's like it's not making me feel guilty because I don't remember, so I could all that's like saying just because I washed my hands, that mean I got, I had blood on them earlier but literally, if I can't picture it, I'm not going to have an issue with it if I get blackout drunk and you drive commit some crimes it didn't happen, because I don't remember it on your logic.

Ballzakk:

No, okay if I don't remember what about the government's logic the government doesn't have logic.

Sherry:

That's my issue is that it's not about. It's like the shit I've ever done in life it's just like if I did some bad shit, it replays in my head and I'm like, oh, I should have done it wrong. If I don't remember, it doesn't replay, so it doesn't hurt me, I don't feel guilty.

Rene:

I feel that, so it doesn't replay yeah, but it's just like how you feel about it and how other people feel about your actions are two different things.

Sherry:

That's because you could be okay with it in your own mind doesn't mean that it wasn't wrong, right yeah, that's the whole beauty of it, because if you, it's only what you believe about yourself, it's not about what other people believe.

Rene:

And if you can't see it then it doesn't bother you yeah, I mean it's like just darken stuff out, just like putting in the back of your mind and forgetting about it or muting it and do it and you don't have like you can't replay that shit in your head.

Sherry:

Half the fucked up shit you did replayed in your head yeah, that's overthinking, that's me.

Rene:

I'm a big overthinker so if you weren't there, you're just like all three of us are in there, right, you will overthinker and uh, self-judgers I mean shit, I overthink fucking recording this podcast I know shit. This dude's wearing shoes that he's never worn before ever I've worn these shoes more than any other fucking yeah, he won one other time, the last time we recorded it's like his sunday's best rewind. That was the 72 intense so good, try buddy what which one they were the 72 intense yeah, nobody's ever gonna know, because we didn't even record that video good my god, whoa find it?

Rene:

so you brought these shoes out for a special occasion what are you doing, talking like that in front of your mom? You piece of you you***.

Ballzakk:

You're right, I'm just Listen, I'm just matching in all my navy blue, I don't even know.

Sherry:

sometimes I just sit back and be quiet when I hear him talk like that. Listen.

Ballzakk:

I didn't know if this was going to be recorded. I don't know if we're going to use a clip one day. I'm dressed in my dress.

Sherry:

You act like somebody else when you're going out with a girl because you got to go out and try to impress the girl. Nah, I mean he technically didn't buy those shoes. They were in the closet so it was for one of his things he All right.

Rene:

So what we're going to do on that note, that was the introduction we're going to.

Ballzakk:

It's supposed to be fun.

Rene:

This is the Rose-Zach segment. Little does Zach know that today was the Rose. Me and his mom have been playing it since I was in high school, since he was like 13 years old 13 in high school. I wasn't smart. If we feed her after 11, it's going to be a bad show.

Sherry:

So we got to get this shit done. No, I'm going to fuck you up.

Rene:

That's fine. That's why I moved my chair away from arm's length, so you can't swing on me yet, and that's why we put the cords in front of you. Oh shit, she doesn't have any cords in front of her, like me, she can't get to me.

Ballzakk:

Well good she might use those cords to choke us. We never know.

Rene:

We're like shit, whip you with it, yeah, so. So we are going to interview you a little bit.

Ballzakk:

Is that sound okay?

Rene:

Do a segment one, this one, actually this one. It's kind of more like at your discretion.

Ballzakk:

No, it's going to be bad for you but good for her, I mean hey everything's bad for me, yeah, so all I got to say is there was some off limits things me and you discussed before.

Rene:

Yeah, retarded midget transvestites.

Ballzakk:

We're going to throw all those out the window. I was talking about the questions.

Rene:

You didn't want to ask and shake and stir these nuts.

Sherry:

Ballzack.

Rene:

Ballzack yeah, we need to trademark that like yesterday.

Sherry:

Ball and a sack.

Rene:

Like you're shaking your ballzack, I like how you just looked at the camera, though that's going to be funny. Like what the fuck's going on.

Ballzakk:

What is wrong with this guy Breaking the third wall? My guy.

Sherry:

But before anyone else he had the original Ballsack.

Rene:

Well, diddy, though, we got to find out how old that other guy is. Wait, diddy, diddy, my name is Ballsack. No, diddy.

Ballzakk:

And this is the Z-Raf podcast, and we do have a guest named Sherry I don't know if we're going to.

Rene:

I don't even know her middle name. No, I didn't know if we were famous on facebook. Now, this is sherry I've been famous.

Sherry:

A time with you, you will make you famous no, like the undertaker, so whatever you want to play, segment one is yeah, we can do games.

Rene:

Let's see what we got okay here. This will be funny. If you could switch lives with zach for a day, what's the first thing you would do?

Sherry:

I would like test out my ability to get any woman I wanted. I would like use his body and show him hey, you could have had anyone, and I would just conquer all the bitches.

Rene:

To prove that you're better at being him than he was.

Sherry:

No, that he didn't realize who he was and he doesn't stand in his own power and the belief in himself.

Rene:

That's a yes and no. Yeah, that was kind of deep. Another one who in a immediate and who's going to die first?

Sherry:

I'm going to fucking survive.

Rene:

Of course, yeah, but like. So who would be the first one to go? The dog.

Sherry:

No, my dog will still be there. I have lots of guns.

Rene:

I'm from Texas.

Sherry:

And like, totally, you have guns and you have food and you have a little bit of everything and I've prepared all the way, yeah, but who's going to die first? I'm not anyone in my house.

Ballzakk:

That's a good answer. You want me to answer it honestly, probably me. Why Absolutely not. Sutton watches a lot of Walking Dead.

Sherry:

No, we'll stand back to back.

Ballzakk:

Jay's a player Right.

Sherry:

We probably I don't know Get the fuck out of here, zombie, we have, like I don't know how many, nine millimeters, nine millimeters. Damn. We have a couple ARs and my husband stocked up on ammo. We're good.

Rene:

AK-47 bullets.

Ballzakk:

She's just talking about guns guns, guns.

Rene:

Yeah, literally.

Sherry:

You know Y'all thought she was a liberal, but you need guns to survive when people try to f*** each other or steal your shit.

Rene:

No, they need a knife or something.

Sherry:

I got to censor that too, yeah, we can't talk about SA.

Rene:

No, I'm just joking PDF. Yeah, that's what they say.

Sherry:

This is going to be like WikiLeaks.

Rene:

What's the most ridiculous excuse Zach has ever used to get out of trouble?

Sherry:

Okay, I'm trying to think, because I saw that question today and I was like really, and I was like what I mean it was I don't know, because all he has to do is just like Mom, hey, can you help me clean out the turtle cage? You know, I could have a seizure.

Rene:

Oh, you know I could have a seizure. Oh, he milks his epilepsy. Yes, okay, you know I could have a. No, you know one thing I've noticed too, and I actually do this myself um, ask somebody for help, but their their intention, they don't really want help, they want you to try to help, and then they suck so bad at it you're like fuck it, move out of the way it's like he goes up and he's like I'm in sleep, I can't have a seizure, and you know what happened.

Sherry:

It was like after we went to see Luka Doncic. I kind of think it was not.

Rene:

Fuck Nico Harrison. Two or three Fuck him. Fuck Nico Harrison, fuck him.

Sherry:

So we went to the game, not the one before that they went to the.

Ballzakk:

I think it was the series against the Warriors when they were in the Western Conference Finals.

Sherry:

So he had helped his dad put a fence in that day and so he'd sweat a little bit and we had bought playoff tickets. So he comes and me and him go to the game and then he's drinking a few beers and stuff and they lost. He was so upset Every time Luca wouldn't shoot or whatever he'd be like, and then the next day that motherfucker sees because he was out in the sun sweat.

Rene:

He was stressed out because Luca didn't perform and he didn't sleep.

Sherry:

That's a disaster. So yeah, okay. So long story short, you're a fuckhead.

Rene:

Because he's like oh, I feel like I could have a seizure. Yeah, so you milk it and then karma fucks you out of the ass.

Sherry:

So the whole point of that was like he was, his daughter was being real bitchy to him that morning and she was like he's like, stop it, I don't feel good. And she's like screaming and shit. And so then he comes in and goes mom, I think I could have a seizure. And I said then you should lay down and rest and if you're gonna have a seizure, and then the next thing you know they're screaming and he's having a seizure. So it fucked with me more than it did damn well.

Ballzakk:

yeah, I mean, I don't know why we got that deep on this shit, but when he's an epileptic bitch, when he's used his seizures, when he doesn't want to do shit.

Sherry:

You know that's what he's doing. You're like how dare you, dude?

Rene:

Yeah, well, I remember the funny story. Funny to tell me, since we're on that. I didn't know this was going to be a Dr Oz episode, but on that one I remember when we were living in the duplex. I, when we were living in the duplex, I thought he was fucking with me because he was like he was like this on, like on his infancy of being epileptic. So we were like, okay, he, he has seizures sometimes. Don't put flashy lights in front of him. But he left to go to work and I got a call from somebody from his phone and it was somebody saying, oh, this is so and so with the ems. You know, your cousin had a seizure. I'm like, yeah, whatever, fuck you. I thought it was one of his homeboys fucking with me. But he's like, no, this is really an emt. And I'm like whatever.

Sherry:

And I went around the corner and he was in the fucking ambulance that's when I was like, yeah, like, totally, like he was, like he had like wrecked in front of those four plexes and shit yeah, I was like mike.

Ballzakk:

I remember my car was like half on the curve.

Rene:

Yeah, yeah, but like dead ass. I straight up told the emt to go eat shit, or something like that. I told him like fuck you. And he's like no, this is really an emt.

Ballzakk:

I'm like, oh shit, my bad yeah but uh, good times, good times, yeah he didn't even laugh at my joke.

Rene:

I was trying to break the break the tension with jokes because I was just an asshole and he was like, yeah, that's numb. Uh he, he had a seizure we're like if you had done that I said, just roll them, roll them back to the house.

Ballzakk:

He oh yeah, because you got in trouble right, and then no, I mean they just, I have to fucking ambulance bill.

Sherry:

They didn't give a shit. They didn't give a shit. How much is an?

Rene:

ambulance bill Like $2,000 at least Let me see. Oh, no wait, I'll ask that DBT. It's like in every episode, it's at least it. Hey yo, how much is a hospital?

Ballzakk:

ride in texas. Oh my bad. How much is the ambulance ride in texas?

Speaker 2:

don't cut that, no worries, an ambulance ride in texas can vary quite a bit, but it typically ranges from around 500 to 1500 or more, depending on the services needed or more fuck.

Ballzakk:

Do they take you to a strip club because the service is needed. I need that like I don't know.

Sherry:

You don't need anything.

Ballzakk:

They don't inject anything to you they give me uh, what's that shit, that methadone?

Sherry:

I can. Yeah, I'm just joking guys. What's methadone? I've never heard of that. I was?

Rene:

I don't want to know, but yeah, uh, that's zach's all yawning, so anyway today I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna talk about disc golf and how I snuck cigarettes in the jail. Just kidding, uh, go listen to episode three. It's pretty good gym. Just kidding, go listen to episode 3. It's pretty good, seriously shout out Brett. We'll probably never have him back, but he did a good job.

Ballzakk:

No, just kidding. Was that a fake laugh?

Rene:

Yeah, she just leaned up to the mic. We don't want no fake laughs.

Ballzakk:

We don't want sympathy. We get enough of those from our fans.

Rene:

Let me see we're at 15 minutes. Hold on, let me find that fans to make you dance.

Sherry:

We're at 15 minutes, so I'm gonna.

Rene:

I'm gonna pull up the, the sports thing. You're gonna do sports real quick because I want her to hear it and see how you do sports, because your mom's here bro.

Sherry:

I didn't even know yeah, you get something, fool you got 15 seconds as soon show out the broken bracket yeah, I know I edited in post sherry it's all live, we're taking a quick break because renee just drank his third energy drink and we need to let him run in circles for a bit before he explodes. Also, zach looks like he's about to take a nap mid-sentence, so yeah, see you in a sec.

Speaker 2:

You're tuned into the z-rath podcast and zach has some shit to get off of his chest, just like his march madness picks. These tapes may not age, and this is the Broken Bracket.

Ballzakk:

Once again, this is Zach, you already know, aka Ballzack, but we do have a special guest, as mentioned previously, still here, this is Sharonica.

Rene:

She won't leave, but it's her house so she can make us leave, so she can do whatever she wants.

Ballzakk:

Cheryl Sharonica, Sherry, she has many aliases, Call her what you want but just don't call her Karen. Yeah, do not do that, She'll go crazy on you. You can call me Sharon. Oh, sharon, there you go Today, we're going to start it off on the broken bracket with something we have not talked about yet on this podcast.

Speaker 2:

What is it?

Ballzakk:

Kanye West Luka Dodger trade. That was just sarcasm, because that's all we ever talk about, it seems, but he did just play the Mavs Lakers versus Mavs for the first time and we did all watch that game together. Yeah, man.

Rene:

Zach had a weird experience from me watching it from the outside looking in. He was kind of bipolar. He was mad when the Mavs were losing, wanted the Mavs to win, but also wanted Luka to do good. So he was extremely conflicted.

Ballzakk:

He was torn.

Rene:

Very torn yeah.

Ballzakk:

It was a roller coaster of emotions. I would say I was cheering for each basket. Luka had each assist, but then I would get mad when the Lakers got up. It was a weird thing, I don't know why a weird thing, but I know I fell asleep you during the game I think I mean, but how do you feel about it?

Rene:

like, like what are you going into the game? Did you want luca to wreck the mavericks?

Sherry:

because fuck yeah, I wanted, I wanted him to fucking spank yeah, and that's how he felt too, until it started happening.

Rene:

He's like, bro, what the fuck, I never. I still, I still wanted him to do so I mean, she's committed to something that she says and you fell back on it I didn't fall back on it it's just, I've been a mavs fan since I was a child. I'm not gonna just she's not even a mass fan, she's a luca fan, right?

Ballzakk:

yeah, I am. She was never a basketball fan.

Sherry:

Yeah, but why, was I a luca fan? Because it helps out of a rut yeah, so whatever helps my kid helps me now.

Ballzakk:

Uh, so on the game, luca did have 19 points, kind of 15 rebounds.

Sherry:

You cut her off, okay, sorry, yeah I was just like no, I wanted luca to just do it yeah, and luca deserved that.

Rene:

I mean so that I mean that's the easiest way to describe it zach is a luca fan, but he's more well. Actually I don't know, because yesterday he went back and forth I don't really have a verdict for it like, is he more of a mass fan or more of a luca fan, because he went back and forth enough to make it an even trade.

Sherry:

Well, like Jay was really offended whenever he changed the license plate and it said whatever from Texas.

Speaker 2:

Zach was hurt too, yeah.

Rene:

What the fuck is he supposed to do?

Sherry:

No, it's like you have to. And then he's like something about y'all, and you know that's just Texas.

Ballzakk:

He didn't want to leave he.

Rene:

He's also got an agent and he's got a marketing team that's telling him what to do. This is what needs to happen. You need to make your fans realize that it's okay that you're here, because they want to sell jerseys too.

Sherry:

Yeah, exactly no, but it's like you can-.

Ballzakk:

You have to embrace Los Angeles fans.

Sherry:

What other choice does he?

Ballzakk:

have.

Sherry:

Yeah, you're just going to be a bump on the log, the whole time.

Rene:

It's not like he did against the Mavericks.

Sherry:

I mean, he's basically being so like his object.

Rene:

His first game on the Lakers was against the Nuggets right. That was his first good game on the Nuggets no against the like with the Lakers that was his first good game with the Lakers.

Sherry:

yeah, and if you watch, like the body language, and you look at his baseline of how his body language usually was and how he holds his body and how he looks, yeah, the way he's touching his hair, the way he's going in with his body, he's still very, very like not confident.

Rene:

Not, he's like he's broken hearted, he's like a little kid that yeah we kept playing with his hair I think with him changing the license plate and stuff that made it real too. It's like deleting the bitch's number after you break up with her, like it's really not gonna happen again it's almost.

Ballzakk:

It's like seeing her post a picture with another man that yeah, that's a little worse.

Sherry:

And then like no, it's like a ring on her finger. No, it's over it's never going back, it's like he lost his first love.

Rene:

Yeah, exactly died yeah, but I mean he also needs to remember that she didn't break up with him because he was a piece of shit. She like just left and I chose to leave her you just wake up and she's not there.

Sherry:

No, yeah her family traded her to an arrangement it.

Ballzakk:

It's like the CEO of my company made me break up with her.

Rene:

You know what I mean? It's just fucking crazy. He told her that she could no longer see you.

Ballzakk:

Yeah, it's just like what.

Sherry:

I don't even think you have anything you could compare it to.

Ballzakk:

Yeah, that's hard, it's in the spotlight.

Sherry:

He's literally in a contract. He doesn't have a choice. What's he?

Rene:

going to do If his contract wasn't up? Do the Lakers buy it out? Is that how that works?

Ballzakk:

So if his contract wasn't up, then he's still under contract. Was he under contract?

Rene:

Yeah, so only for the rest of this year, though, so they can still take him back.

Ballzakk:

He could still come back to the Mavs.

Sherry:

Do you think that he would I?

Rene:

don't think so. He didn't pay all the money to do his car purple.

Sherry:

I don't think he really painted it purple. I don't think. I think he knew.

Ballzakk:

No, he did because he didn't know. I don't think he knew. He doesn't act that good? Well, no, I'm sorry. He can opt out at the end of the 2025-2026 season.

Rene:

I'm sorry it's after that season. You know who it is. It's all with LeBron. Lebron and Luka can't get a ring.

Ballzakk:

I don't know. I'm just saying like I don't know if I should say I hope he does or I hope he doesn't, no, I get that.

Sherry:

But isn't it like LeBron and got Nicki Minaj Six rings? The reasoning behind the Lakers getting.

Rene:

Luka, he only has, he's going to have to get three more. This is probably his last season. If he gets a ring, it'll probably be his last season. I think he has at least a couple more. I mean he looks great, but he's probably getting tired of that shit bro. I mean like what did he do he?

Sherry:

brought his son to play.

Rene:

Yeah, but his son's not as good as him, nowhere near Not as good as he could ever be.

Sherry:

I mean I'm totally, I'm just kidding.

Ballzakk:

She's like get dunked on fool, I've never been able to hoop. No, hey, motherfucker, put me behind the three. I can uh drain a couple right.

Rene:

Yeah, I mean I can dunk, but I'm just playing on an eight foot, this guy all right.

Ballzakk:

Well, we kind of strayed away from what we were talking about so the final score of the mavs lakers game was 107 to 99. So we did lose.

Sherry:

Yeah and um, neither zach or sherry really know how to feel about it I still don't I know that I fell asleep because I'm old as fuck and I fall asleep, but not now. I don't say I mean you're old as what did I look at the first thing on my phone when I was getting into the shower what if luca won? Oh, she does care. So lucas stats 19 points, 15 rebounds he is just 12 assists on six of 17 shooting.

Rene:

Does that make you dislike him?

Ballzakk:

So the shooting was not great. What that your mom thinks he's hot, I don't give a f*** about that?

Sherry:

What do you mean? The shooting wasn't great. It was about assists and rebounds. I know.

Ballzakk:

He definitely filled the stat sheet. I'm not saying anything about that. He had two blocks, I believe, and three steals too.

Rene:

And he had a triple double. Right, yeah, he had a triple double, he had a great.

Ballzakk:

I'm just saying he didn't have a great shooting night because it was like less than 33 what was he trying to prove, though?

Sherry:

he was trying to prove that the map should not have traded him he was trying to prove that defense wins championships and he was trying to prove that he could be a team player and he wasn't a ball. He also looked in.

Rene:

Oh, and also something I forgot to mention shaq's opinion on the whole situation. Shaq's words, he said, he said no, no, no, no.

Rene:

Shaq said that if he was there. Because they asked how Shaq thinks that Luca feels looking at Nico Donchik of Nico Donchik, nico Harris, I'm gonna cut that out. Shaq asked how. They asked Shaq how he how he thinks. Don't cut that out, it's funny. They asked Shaq what he thinks that Luca is thinking when he looks at Nico and Shaq said oh, if it was me, I would have walked up to him and had words with him. He goes I probably would have went after him. That's what he said. And he goes. I probably would have had some vocal words with him, maybe swung on him or something like that. In other words, shaq thinks the same thing that we do and that's fuck, nico Harrison.

Ballzakk:

Oh, hang on, Actually on a count of three.

Sherry:

You ready One, two, three, fuck.

Rene:

Nico Harrison, All right you heard it here first, oh, and your fucking cup of coffee. Fish are friends not food Now.

Ballzakk:

on one positive note, I did want to say shout out to Kyrie Irving. He did have 35.7 rebounds, four assists.

Sherry:

Shout out to his old ass.

Ballzakk:

Is he old? How old is Kyrie? He's like 31 years old, he's not that old 32 maybe, but anyways, shout out to. Kyrie, that was a good game. Ky, we're proud of you. Now, yeah, sherry's over here destroying the studio. Now, one thing I did want to touch on PJ, that's your thing.

Rene:

She's trying to steal your spotlight.

Ballzakk:

She's trying to steal my shit, I can't even go over these numbers without this.

Sherry:

these people what the these guests have done taking over my segment. No diddy, no diddy.

Rene:

I don't know how that was diddy at all, but anyways, uh yeah, pj was scoreless. Not a good game. Half a couch is not connected. Max christy, that's a love date, max christy.

Ballzakk:

four of 13, 10 points. Do better, j better Jesus yeah.

Sherry:

So that's it, you good, yeah, I think I'm good.

Rene:

Next time we need to strap her in.

Sherry:

That's all I got about Luca for now One of those things like when you go to a hotel and they have a thing, they strap the people and they're disabled. And there's this swimming pool.

Ballzakk:

I can't even do this fucking broken bracket.

Sherry:

That's why it's called broken.

Rene:

No, that's why you have a producer.

Sherry:

What was that? Brokeback Mountain?

Ballzakk:

Whoa no diddy.

Rene:

DJ's gay. Wait, hold on, I got a question for you. This is going to get left in. Me and Zach have had this debate for 15 years. Let me ask you this Now if a man has sex with another man, that makes him gay, right?

Ballzakk:

No, whoa, this is a whole nother take. This is a whole nother take.

Rene:

Like if there's two gay guys and one's only a pitcher and one only catches doesn't pitch, he only catches. It's always a bottom.

Sherry:

He just wants to have his prostate milked. Oh my God dude, I quit this podcast?

Rene:

Does it make him more gay?

Sherry:

To me, kind of Because a man gives it and a woman takes it. Exactly If I put a strap on it and I f*** you in the a**. Does that make you?

Rene:

That makes you gay.

Sherry:

Does it make me a man?

Rene:

No, but I mean that's not the logic I'm trying to use, because they're both gay but one's more gay than the other.

Ballzakk:

We're taking a short break so Zach can sit in absolute silence and stare into the void after hearing his mom bring up stuff he spent years repressing.

Sherry:

Don't go anywhere, stay tuned there.

Ballzakk:

Response settles down Max Christie do better. Yeah, young boy didn't do that well, did he? No, he didn't have a great game. But anyways, that's what we'll say about the basketball game. You know we do play again tonight. We'll see what happens. Now, one thing I did want to touch on is because one of my cousins you're not related to him, but he had a really good weekend. He actually won in NASCAR this weekend. Christopher Bell oh yeah, his cousin in quotation. It's really not my cousin, but shout out to the Bell what's his first name.

Rene:

Christopher, oh, christopher, bell yeah.

Sherry:

I was like is that really?

Ballzakk:

What did he win?

Rene:

He took a lot of left turns and he won a race and won millions of dollars, but did he do it like an American with beer on his breath?

Sherry:

that is probably a legend or a legend I can't guarantee that's cool I cannot confirm neither nor deny that.

Rene:

Yeah, yeah, exactly um, didn't they say?

Sherry:

luca used to drink before the games that's what they say.

Rene:

We're back on luca vodka on his breath I love me a luca luca and yokich. We talked basketball. You mentioned nascar. I mean there's nothing else on. What do we do?

Sherry:

watch tennis the stars game, oh yeah, I mean the stars are playing right now.

Ballzakk:

They did lose their last game, but before that they had won three straight. So this, I don't know. This segment feels pretty derailed. It's starting to feel like the Cowboys organization as a whole. You are the captain now. Now, I did just see that the Cowboys had discussions with the Titans about possibly trading for the number one pick.

Rene:

I heard that the Cowboys may not renew somebody's contract Somebody that's a really popular player. You're talking about Michael Parsons. Yeah, parsons, are they going to re-sign him?

Ballzakk:

I mean I don't know. I think they're going to re-sign him, but there's a chance they'd trade him. Is it because they gave Dak too much money? I mean it didn't help. I mean they can afford Micah, but if we sign him, then that's Micah CD and Dak three people making probably like 40% of our fucking salary. Yeah, so he's not going to get signed. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean he's going to get signed.

Rene:

Only if he takes a pay cut.

Ballzakk:

But if they get the number one pick, I don't know. I mean, are they trying to get Travis Hunter?

Rene:

Like what are they? Is that he's a two-way player.

Ballzakk:

He plays receiver and cornerback for colorado. The titans used to be the oilers right. No, that's houston the texans used to be the world.

Sherry:

Oh, okay, tennessee titans, do you really sometimes just throw shit?

Rene:

no, I really didn't know. Wait, no, I'm tripping the tennessee. Titans used to be the oil. Yeah, it was the houston oilers turned into the tennessee titans. Now it's the houston texans and then the reason why I know that is because when I was a kid they were in the super bowl and my mom was cheering for the tennessee titans. I'm like why the fuck are you cheering for them? And she said they used to be the houston oilers. And that stuck in my head.

Ballzakk:

Yeah, I mean that was fun going over the you know sports headlines. Now I did want to try something new. I did want to play a little game with y'all, because I would say that no offense to either of you, but you're not like the most knowledgeable sports fans. I would say, so I'm going to say a term right, and then y'all just tell me what it means.

Rene:

Give me an example, let's do sports terms, so for instance a single in baseball. A single is what's a single.

Sherry:

You get like one run. One run or one base. This is going to be fun. One base, I think it's one base.

Rene:

Yeah, see Whooping your ass already, bro. All right, let's do this.

Ballzakk:

Ready. So this is going to go on and, like I said, I'll keep score. So we're going to start out with an alley-oop. What's an alley-oop?

Sherry:

Go ahead An alley-ba-ba that got a hoop.

Rene:

An alley-oop is whenever they shoot it from the free throw line.

Ballzakk:

Y'all are both wrong An alley wrong and alley-oop is when one player throws it to another player in the air and they dunk it. Oh, is that what they've been doing a lot lately on all these basketball?

Sherry:

games I saw luca, try to do that with lebron. He did do that a couple times actually in the last like four years, but anyways, anthony davis kept doing like uh, that was his thing he would throw it to brown.

Ballzakk:

Right, he they, they got, they got some nice. And what's the what's? Okay so another one is another basketball related term we we're going to go and this is Luka's specialty triple-double.

Sherry:

That's when you get triple points, double assists and double rebounds that's whenever you get uh two, you have two.

Rene:

I know this one. That's whenever you have more than three stats that are double numbers dj got it right.

Sherry:

You were close, but you said three that would have been like 100 points that time that we went to that that was a really good answer.

Rene:

It really was that playoff game.

Sherry:

You said he had the most triple doubles in any playoff game ever all right, so uh, next term.

Ballzakk:

And the score so far is Renegade 1, sherry, 0.

Rene:

Yeah, so far, but she's going to come back.

Ballzakk:

Now the next term is hat trick and you should know this, because we just went over this.

Rene:

This is a hockey term A hockey term A hat Is that whenever they fight Like I grab you and I knock your lid off or something.

Ballzakk:

That's your answer, whenever you punch them and their helmet comes off, we got your answer Now, what is your, Sherry? I?

Sherry:

don't fucking know. A hat trick Is that where the goalie takes his hat off.

Ballzakk:

All right, you both are wrong. A hat trick is when a player scores three goals.

Rene:

We pretty much both have the same answer. What the fuck sense does that make.

Ballzakk:

Maybe I didn't fucking invent it, yeah right.

Rene:

I didn't write the question. I didn't do it but write the questions what's the next one?

Ballzakk:

So the next one, we're going to go to football for this term.

Rene:

Football.

Ballzakk:

Intentional grounding.

Rene:

That's whenever the quarterback throws the ball on the ground because he's about to get lit up.

Ballzakk:

We'll take that answer. I mean, Sherry, do you have anything?

Sherry:

He throws it away whenever he doesn't.

Ballzakk:

Okay, well, I'll take both of those answers. Yeah, agreed, they both sounded good to me. It would be amazing.

Sherry:

So, and this is what you imagine happens.

Ballzakk:

So just to update score is two Rinna, sherry one.

Rene:

Okay.

Ballzakk:

She did cut your score in half, even though she was only down one point.

Rene:

Cut the lead in half.

Ballzakk:

All right, so the next turn, we're going to go to baseball.

Sherry:

Okay.

Ballzakk:

This is also the name of a plate from Denny's All-star. It's called a Grand Slam. I think that's from Denny's.

Sherry:

I don't know, it's an all-star yeah.

Ballzakk:

What's a Grand Slam Two eggs and one bacon. Good answer no f** you.

Sherry:

Two eggs, one bacon.

Ballzakk:

I'm not asking what the f*** the order is from. Yeah, that's why.

Rene:

I made the joke out of it A grand slam. A grand slam is when the bases are loaded and the guy hits it and makes a home run. Okay, Renegade, you don't know it, but then he fucking knows it. I knew it instinctively because I was supposed to be a baseball player.

Speaker 2:

You were. That was an inside joke. I love that.

Sherry:

So, Sherry, you got one. I mean, it's more pertinent to my life with two eggs and two, what I agree with your life is a fucking grand slam.

Rene:

Hell yeah, we're having a good time, especially with how expensive eggs are right now.

Ballzakk:

They got that premium, but the game is resuming, so we're gonna stick with baseball. This is a ground rule.

Rene:

Double ground rule doubles. Whenever a ball, the guy hit the, the batter hits the ball and it goes down and it's rolling, it's not in the air and you get two bases while it's on the ground that was actually a decent answer of very close.

Sherry:

But it's not an idea like think and think hard you call it ground rule double a ground rule double it's when it like was hit on the ground and then they got two home runs she's just saying the same, oh two home runs. She's saying the same thing. I said different words, but in a different way so she doesn't know.

Rene:

So she's taking's taking my shit and reusing it.

Ballzakk:

So you're both wrong, but, DJ, we're close. It's when they ball does hit the ground and then bounce over the fence. So update Zach has 10. No, I'm just joking, we're in the threes. Sherry won. I know that's why I was joking, but yeah, y'all didn't get that one. So we're and I'm going to give you all a word or term Perfect game. What is a perfect?

Sherry:

game. It's where it's a no-hitter and they never got to go to a bait.

Rene:

Yeah, whenever the pitcher throws a perfect game right, it's to the pitcher. They didn't hit any of his balls Like a no-hitter. Like she said, that makes sense. So I mean I guess I'll take a look at those.

Sherry:

Do a hockey one. Do you watch hockey?

Rene:

No, but I don't watch any of these sports.

Ballzakk:

What is offside Offside?

Rene:

it's what's a colon cover?

Ballzakk:

Yeah, sherry, what's a colon cover? She knows, she does listen, she listens. She's a loyal listener.

Speaker 2:

The guy stepped aside, probably to raid the snack table and let sherry take center stage. She's got the low down on the high and mighty, the secrets of the stars and the tales that'll make you question reality. Welcome to sherry's world.

Sherry:

We're just living in it uh, last night I was on like my phone and I looked at social media and, as kanye said, I don't have anything to do with this with this what song was it?

Rene:

explain it. What was it? The the bad baby song yeah, he was like posting.

Sherry:

Who is that?

Rene:

lady that, the girl that she's dissing. Who is that bitch?

Sherry:

that's travis barker's daughter, alabama oh the barker.

Rene:

That's why they oh alabama barker. I thought she was dissing her like calling her a dog ass bitch.

Sherry:

That's why she's like like alabama the name of, remember she was named after that show alabama the sex worker.

Rene:

I didn't.

Sherry:

But whatever it is, Miss, Whatever that's what the girl's name is on the movie that she was named.

Rene:

But how did her and Bad Baby Beef what happened?

Sherry:

Bad Baby, like she was messing with Bad Baby, Baby Daddy.

Ballzakk:

That's what she claimed. That's what Bad Baby claims. I don't know Alabama or whatever.

Sherry:

What was his song, though?

Rene:

he said the song goes hard though. A bad baby song? No, he was somebody else wrote it, but it's great.

Sherry:

Allegedly, said he, like um went ahead and improved whatever it was his, his version. No, the song like it's his song, but that's like. But he said that's not paradise. What is it paradox? No, it's like. He said that he approved it because he's used people to dying his shit.

Rene:

Kanye.

Sherry:

Yeah, and it's like whatever.

Rene:

Yeah, because somebody told him though.

Sherry:

Yeah, so Bad. Baby's song is like his song.

Rene:

Oh no, I know what it is. They were shopping songs around. That's what happens. It's a Ghostwriter thing. That's a common misconception. When people think Ghostwriter they think that wrote every lyric. No, it's ideas to songs. Like, if I have an idea for a song, I can record a like, a melody track to like let you know where I think the song should go and you shop it around at different labels that then show it to their artists that think that they would do good on that type of song.

Sherry:

And then the artist takes it and adapts it from the outline and makes a song out of it. He puts Kanye on. It was his original song.

Rene:

So it was one that he was shopping around and Bad Baby's label bought it.

Sherry:

Yeah, but what was it called?

Rene:

I have no clue. I'm not in the industry anymore.

Sherry:

Oh, shut up, You're absolute.

Rene:

I still do it, but I'm not in the know.

Sherry:

You know what I mean. What was the song called. It was something it was like.

Rene:

Yeah, that's a good song that reminds me of house parties. Yeah, some good house parties. There's some bad ones too.

Sherry:

Well, where is his fucking shit? Miss Whitman is Alabama Whitman from the movie Alabama that she was named after Shana Mochler.

Rene:

Let me ask you this Do you think that Danielle Bregoli made that all up herself, or do you think she had like a team of people helping her do that?

Sherry:

I don't know, she just, she just sounds. She just sounds absolutely like. Maybe no, because she's like well, she's a character she got fucking. Uh, what's his face. How about that? How about that?

Rene:

and she took it and she ran with it and no, I know what happened is you can't give her credit for that. That's her promotion team, that's her marketing team, that's her agent no, she's talking about the dr phil days that was before there was a period in between the dr phil aid and her rapping that she did nothing. That was whenever she got with the label because she wanted to rap. Well she and she hit she's carnival it's the song carnival.

Sherry:

It was kanye's. I made him like watch it when she was on, like dr phil, she was only 13. She goes how about that? Why are you leaving the kids? It's called Carnival and it was Kanye already recorded it and then she did. He like he approved her to do a version.

Rene:

So, in other words, she's a plant.

Sherry:

Yeah, like he's like, I didn't mean to do it. He's like. I didn't mean to do that, I just approved it. I'm approved. Yeah, I'm not trying to be in the middle of it. I already called travis barker and talked to him today that's the first time kanye ever spoke.

Rene:

I didn't realize that that's his uh baby mama's sister's husband yeah, and he said she said some shit I didn't realize he got drug in the middle, because I know what happened, kim calling like you're just gonna let this happen yeah, yeah, that's what happened? Kim called kanye because kanye's a rapper what do you do?

Ballzakk:

this is a lot more beefier. Now I get why you wanted to talk about this. It's like wait, this is juicy, but my point is not that.

Sherry:

My point is why is he speaking? I'm just not like. Oh, I don't want to be a part of it, but I'm hating jews and I'm hating this baby mama crawled up his ass care when he was talking about skeet kim kardashian is the most, most that song.

Ballzakk:

Yeah it is, but it sounds like it would be at. Uh, what's that place called?

Sherry:

no uh it sounds something like it would be like in the like school club or like the people that were what's it called yeah, what was that called?

Ballzakk:

illuminati, the owl place where they have owl, the owl statue and all that yeah, the illuminuminati.

Rene:

Free.

Sherry:

Amazons yes.

Rene:

You never know how do you sit like that dude?

Sherry:

I don't know, because he's been taking it in the mirror.

Rene:

You look like you should be wearing slacks that flood.

Ballzakk:

Loafers Blue shoes.

Rene:

Blue slacks, blue shoes.

Ballzakk:

Blue slide park. Gucci flip flops Hit your bitch with my socks.

Speaker 2:

No, like Flops Hit your bitch with my socks. No like, Hit her with the socks.

Rene:

That's assault you said hit her in my socks.

Ballzakk:

After you listen to her song no, she says it, I thought she talks shit about.

Sherry:

Did you see that video? She was like she's like Travis Barker and someone doing drums with a famous shirt and she's like twerking on his head. Who Bad baby Bad baby. She said I'm getting chemo. Look at my nose.

Speaker 2:

I'm getting my nose. Big thanks to Sherry for joining us. She not only survived us, but she threw in a few unhinged moments of her own, proving that Zach's sense of humor is in fact hereditary. Truly an accomplishment worthy of an award or at Great. Catch you all next time for more stories.